A bar in Baltimore- Saturday night

[notconflicted]

Sia hadn't cared much about her birthday in the past, and she wasn't sure she cared now. But, she really shouldn't have gotten to this birthday, and it was a milestone which meant nothing at home, and it was just days before graduation in Fandom. Once she'd managed to swing a couple days when no one would be looking for her that hard, she more or less had to come back, right?

A few people had been invited. Nothing big, and anyone was welcome to come and go as they pleased, though she had managed to find a bar that wasn't completely insane tonight.

And as she came back from opening a tab, Sia asked, "Why would they beg us not to order margaritas?"


[For a few, but open if your character's at the bar!]

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[myownface]

... You know, that actually tracked.

"Sweet," Sparkle replied, grinning. "So after the party's out, let's go get ourselves a meerkat."

They were going to get their asses kicked by a zoo security dog or something.

[shutupandkillsomething]

"Maybe two, so we don't have to share."

This was a plan that Could Not Fail. Really.

[myownface]

"Oh, true," Sparkle said, pursing his lips as he mulled that over. "Maybe four, because they live in colonies and we wouldn't want them to be lonely."

[shutupandkillsomething]

"Maybe we can just take 'em all. The zoo can't have that many, right? Start an exotic pet business."

Hard to believe that Cade was a smuggler, huh?

[myownface]

Sparkle never would have guessed!

No, really, he wouldn't. How did he even successfully get his hands on his cargo?

"... Oh god I love that. Meerkats for everyone. Why is the zoo being so greedy anyway?"

[shutupandkillsomething]

"I don't know," Cade said. "It's really very rude."

Okaaay.

"We're doing people a favor by liberating the meerkats."

[myownface]

"We're improving society," Sparkle agreed, pouring himself another drink.

Good god, why did he do this to himself?

[shutupandkillsomething]

"They should put up a statue to us, really," Cade said.

Stop drinking the margaritas, Cade.

[myownface]

Hey, they had to get through this pitcher somehow!

"A statue depicting us, bravely carrying four meerkats to freedom," Sparkle mused. "I like it."

[shutupandkillsomething]

"We should demand it to be put up in the park by the duck pond," Cade decided.

[myownface]

"So that the whole island can know how truly selfless we both are?"

In stealing meerkats for fun and profit?

[shutupandkillsomething]

"Friends to the animals!"

That they sell.

[myownface]

"Who also provide animal friends!"

For money.

[shutupandkillsomething]

"For money!"

Because yeah.

[myownface]

Sparkle gave a solemn nod.

"Heroes."

[shutupandkillsomething]

"We really are," Cade agreed.

Nooooot remotely, no.

[myownface]

"So drink more grass," Sparkle said, raiding his glass into the air. "The heroes ride at midnight!"

Odds were pretty great that they wouldn't even remember what had happened in the morning.